Big Money

In hot-off-the-press investment news, Bloomberg reports that Standard & Poor’s Global Luxury Index is failing to reflect the escalating demand for dinosaurs. According to Hal Prandi of Two Guys Fossils Inc what the market is waiting for is dinosaur genitalia. "There’s never been a fossilized penis or vagina found on a dinosaur,” he says. “The first person who finds one is going to make bundles of cash, but who knows how much.” I think I'll stop there.